So as I am browsing the alcohol aisle more and more often in stores just for the fun of it, I came across a curious product: The Beast. It is Monster’s very own spiked Monster, except it has absolutely none of the “energy” you’d expect from Monster. Some of that same rationale was already discussed in my post about Hard Dew, except that I forgot to mention that alcoholic beverages containing caffeine have been banned since 2010. Instead, The Beast focuses on the flavors we love, producing an exceptionally smooth adult beverage, all with zero sugar. Older folks, caffeine sensitive folks, and those winding down, rejoice! I know that I’ll enjoy the delicious Monster flavors at night without worrying about caffeine wrecking my sleep.
The Beast Unleashed: Hard Monster
